Its 2am but i really really really really want to make pizza
This is a real panda!
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos
Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
yes hi I’d like four please
This is how people die
what a wonderful way to die
I guess I’ll be sleeping with my head in the toilet tonight
if u hate christmas spirit u can jingle the fuck out of my life